My morning

Things are always funnier when you are sleep deprived.

Normally, I put on make-up like this:

However, when I'm tired, I put it on like this:

 It's hard to hold a bunch of food you bought in a sleepy stupor.

So, I solved the problem brilliantly.

And that is why God gave us pockets!

Of course, just my luck - I so happened to stand behind a super hot chick when I went to get coffee.  I drew her from memory, but I'm pretty sure that this illustration is accurate.

I felt awkward.  

I decided to remove my bags, since they made me look pregnant.  In the worse possible way.

It was kinda like a peace offering to the hot girl.  A way of saying, "Please don't judge me."

She left.  I got myself more coffee as consolation.